Round-Up Virgin

The last part of my night consisted of me going out to the Round-Up with a coworker. I had never been before but I had heard good things. I didn’t know the coworker very well. But, I thought “why not.” After all, it’s where the bears and chasers go, if I got bored with her I could entertain myself with them. Though I didn’t pick up some random tail and they made me sing karaoke, I had a fun night. I will definitely be going back!

A few things I learned today from my worst sexual experience…

1. If you’re a bad kisser, we’re gonna have a bad time.
2. If you judge me by my roommate’s clutter, we’re gonna have a bad time.
3. If you’re an ass about not reciprocating, we’re gonna have a bad time.
4. If you expect me to just lie there and let you do whatever you want to me for your own pleasure and expect me to do nothing to enjoy myself, we’re gonna have a bad time.
5. In general, if you try to control me or treat me like a human blow-up doll and not a person, we’re gonna have a bad time.